The best distractions are rarely inexpensive.

2 hours -

Consider it foreplay. The main event requires a bigger appetite.

My preferred minimum for first encounters - trust me, you'll understand why.

Four hours of being completely, selfishly mine.

The sweet spot between "hello stranger" and "god, don't stop!"

Dreams are overrated when reality tastes this good.

Wake up with no idea what time it is and absolutely no desire to find out.

Because one day in heaven simply isn't enough.